The Game

I want to let you in on a game I play. Always. The only time I'm not actually playing this game is while I sleep. And even then, I'm simply dreaming of playing the game. Here are the rules:

• Every person that crosses your path is designated a positive or negative dollar amount
• That dollar amount represents what you would pay / have to be paid to have sex with said person

And that's pretty much it. Here's a sample scenario:

A beautiful woman walks toward me. I think to myself (it's best not to say this aloud): I would pay $3,500 to have sex with this woman. Then a large, sweaty, fat, man-child crosses my path. I immediately say under my breath: I would need to be paid $550,000 to have sex with this man. Plus, I would need to be blind-folded.

Simple. I like to tally my transactions after the day is done and I find out if I'm in the hole or not (huge pun intended). Usually I'm way ahead, due to my attractive nature. If money transactions bore you, bartering is also a great way to lengthen the game. But trust me, it never gets old.

Game on.