Richard Bullets' Slit List
- Japanese Schoolgirl
- Redhead, mid-twenties
- MILF, mid-forties, tan
- 18-year-old virgin
- a deaf girl
- a goth chick, like the kind you see at Ground Zero, but not as fat
- Pacific Islander wearing a grass skirt
- Teacher/Secretary/Librarian 4-some
- Nurse
- Black girl, big ass, mid-twenties
- Jessica Rabbit (if people could fuck cartoons)
- The girl that works at the downtown Arby's
- 32-year-old Indian woman (dots, not feathers)
- 18-year-old whore
- The Latino princess that works at Wells Fargo on Hennepin
- the ass (JUST the ass) connected to one of the women at the coffee shop near my work
- slutty dental technicians (in the chair of course, being sprayed with a fine mist from that weird gun)
- make that almost all Japanese girls
- Thai girls
- Stephanie Seymour, circa any Victorias Secret catalog from the late nineties.
- Skinny/tall white girls with pale skin and fros. Freckles are a must...
- Most of my ex girlfriends....only varying with bags over their heads, gags in their mouths, dead, almost dead, asleep, drunk, high and drunk
- Kate (or was it katie?) who was totally trying to pick me up at Triple Rock, somehow her efforts slipped past my radar
- 75% of the women downtown on Friday nights
- 80% of the women downtown on Saturday nights
- 10% of the women downtown on Sunday nights
- the girls (you know) with "dick sucking lips" All of them.....ALL OF THEM
- most women cutting my hair
