Showing posts with label here to fuck the shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label here to fuck the shit. Show all posts

Monday, November 5, 2007

Slit list revisions & additions

  • Whores....any of them really.
  • Those you do business with....BUSINESS
  • The prostitutes in American Psycho...if they're good enough for Christian Bale...they're good enough for me.
  • Sisters of your friends..(have to be older...wait....no they don't)
  • Friends of your sisters
  • Your friends single mom. Yeah. Weird.
  • Your mom's single friend
  • The one chick from the 80's show "Designing Women". The one who was Janene in Ghostbusters

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Call it a lucky streak, I call it an average day in my life



Ahhh....summer time. Summer sun. Summer love. Summer no-strings fucking. Is there anything better? I think not. It seems I've got a bona fide freak on my hands. Not that I mind...and I'm positive that she doesn't mind.....yet, that is. If she wants to get freaky, I hope she's ready for a true freak. I've got a date tonight with a lucky lady. I'll recap here soon on my "festivities" of this evening.
Cheers.